February 2012
23 posts
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
australian boys: ay you're a hot bitch, gobs?
drugssexandart asked: and that's the reason why every guy that talks to you wants to make babies with you, whether he knows it or not.
drugssexandart asked: :(
drugssexandart asked: why don't we talk more often?
January 2012
31 posts
Reblog if your penis is nice.
Not that I can say anything though because I am actually lonely as fuck and I complain about it all the time hahahahahahahahah
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There are so many people who complain about being lonely and alone, but honestly it’s the expectations you have which prevent you from being with somebody. Nobody can live up to your standards and get a 10/10, so just settle, because they could totally suprise you and be something you never expected them to be.
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It doesn’t matter where you are, when you look up at the stars you can forget all that you know and let the spirits guide you home.